Photo by Anya Garrett

DAN ALLEN + RAY DEVITO
presents SACAPUNTAS!
One Comedian. One Storyteller. One TV Writer. One Celebrity Guest.

Special Guests: Joe Derosa, Greg Walloch, Rob Paravonian and Todd Barry ***BONUS*** Super secret guest to be announced!

Spanish for "pencil sharpener", ¡SACAPUNTAS! is New York's only private comedy laboratory in which brand-name funny people take the stage to test, sharpen and perfect new material. Dan Allen and Ray Devito invite one comedian, one storyteller, one TV writer and one super secret guest. Also video from Asylum.com We also we be handing out prizes provided by Asylum.com Presented and promoted by http://SuperMangoMedia.com Sponsored by Asylum and Sunshine Suites.

NYC’s hottest comics from Comedy Central, VH1, and HBO perform in one of the city’s coolest lounges. VA Slim spinning tunes before, during and after! Hosted by William Mullin

Cocktails & wine by the glass
$5 Domestic and Imported beer $3
Half price pizzas!

April 25th's Lineup includes:
Headliner Adrienne Lapalucci - Last Comic Standing.
Greg Walloch - NPR, The Moth, Howard Stern Show.
Allison Castillo - Comedy Central's Premium Blend and Author of "The Score: The Ultimate Quiz to Test Who He Is"
Neil Charles - Last Comic Standing
Music and DJ - VA Slim

Come Out For Greg Walloch and get college credit while your at it! Celebrate Disability Awareness Month at Bronx Community College's Schwendler Auditorium on April 8th, Noon to 2pm. Free! The performance will be followed by an informal Q&A with Greg Walloch.

Come Out For Greg Walloch
April 8th, Noon to 2pm. Free!
Schwendler Auditorium
Bronx Community College
2155 University Avenue
April 8th, Noon to 2pm. Free
Bronx, NY

The Secret City
+ THE BODY +
Sunday, March 28th
11:30 am
Theatrelab
137 W. 14th St.
btwn 6th and 7th

The Secret City is a community of artists and other conscious, creative people.
We gather to celebrate, cogitate, ruminate and meditate on the nature of art-making and the creative spirit.
Part cabaret, part art-church, part salon, each service has a different theme and features live performance, presentation and original work.
We take a collection during the service, and the
Suggested donation is $10
but no one will be turned away for lack of funds. Check out The Secret City Blog

Pictured: Mike Albo

Steamboat: A Literary Humor Series
Greenlight Bookstore
March 18th, 7:30 pm
686 Fulton Street, Brooklyn, NY
Hosted by Bob Powers and Jason Reich
Featuring JULIE KLAUSNER, author of I Don't Care About Your Band
MIKE ALBO, author of The Underminer and Hornito
MAX SILVESTRI, of Gabe and Max 100 Seconds, AVClub.com columnist, host of Big Terrific
GREG WALLOCH, appearances on The Moth TV Series and Kurt Andersen's Studio 360
It's the show where people read to you without tucking you in and telling you to go to bed afterward. Come out to the wonderful Greenlight Bookstore in Ft Greene Brooklyn for a night of reading and storytelling from New York's most hilarious writers and comedians.

"Every single one of us are disabled, in their very own special way." - Greg Walloch

Join the UC Berkeley's Disability Awareness Week (DAW) to welcome New York-based comedian Greg Walloch for a night of community and comedy to kick off DAW'10! Greg, star of 'F**k the Disabled', brings his hilarious act to the Pauley ballroom for a real comedy club performance, complete with group tables and a full cash bar. Greg Walloch has been described as "a hilariously self-mocking queer on crutches" by New York's Village Voice, and is world renowned for his stand-up comedy and monologues on disability and sexuality.
The show will be followed by an informal workshop on disability and sexuality, hosted by Greg Walloch. So come ready to enjoy, and stay late if you choose!
TO BOOK A TABLE - each table seats 9 people, so get your friends together for a night of comedy. Email Louise at: dsu.ucb@gmail.com to book a table or order tickets.
Individual tickets and tables will also be sold on Sproul at the joint QSA/DSU table from March 1-5.
UCB Students: $7
Others: $12
Prices are sliding scale, half of all proceeds will go to Whirlwind Wheelchair's efforts to send durable wheelchairs to victims of the January 12 Haiti earthquake. www.wheelchairsforhaiti.org
Feel free to ask Greg a question, contact him via twitter: twitter.com/Greg_Walloch or watch previews on: www.youtube.com/user/GregWalloch
Event is all ages, bar 21+. Please Bring ID for drinks.
A part of Disability Awareness Week 2010. http://www.facebook.com/#!/event.php?eid=449486970074&ref=ts
Groups with Reservations: (will be updated daily)
Queer Straight Alliance.
Legal Aid Society, San Francisco.
Hickman's Clan (cause she is a Scot).
Ghenis personal table
ASUC Senator Jon Gaurano
And more...

SpeakEasy: Stories From the Back Room
Cornelia Street Cafe in the West Village
29 Cornelia St  (intersects with 6th Ave & 4th St)
Subway D-F-A-C-E to West 4th
212-989-9319
Tuesday Feb 16, 8:30 pm
$10 plus one food or drink minimum
Sherry Weaver brings life's travails and humor to the stage with NY's best storytellers!  
www.speakeasystories.com

International award winning variety entertainer Magic Brian has been producing variety shows in New York City for the last 7 years. He finds the most unique and original talent and weaves their performances into a seamless night of high-quality entertainment. Along with his outrageous comedy-magic and side show act, Magic Brian's Barrel of Monkeys features the circus skills of Harvest Moon, who blends elements borrowed from the circus' big-top with vintage Burlesque style. Storyteller Greg Walloch who's work has been described as '...a breathless exhilarating and irreverent ride through the emotional spectrum.' And, Curtis Eller, self-described 'yodeling banjo player' who's unique style and energy '...finds the middle ground between silent film The General and a banjo-packin’ Jello Biafra.'

Come hear Greg Walloch share a wee Christmas tale in "A Very Balthrop Christmas" with Balthrop, Alabama - only the best band ever! Toxey Goodwater on ink and paper. 'Tis the holiday season again; seems like it happens every year about this time. Big whoop and a bah humbug to you and yours. But , no, wait - this year, the town of Balthrop, Alabama is returning to Joe's Pub to shake a little dust off the plastic Christmas tree and put a pucker back below the mistletoe. the The village will reprise all the Balthrop holiday classics as well as some new holiday humdingers too - luckily Balthrop, Alabama is a right talented small town, located in a corner of Christmas Carroll Gardens. The night promises to be an evening of seasonal surprises with special guests and new classics, all of it accompanied live on the big screen by town drawer, Toxey Goodwater (Michael Arthur). It's a holiday Chalk Talk for the 21st Century, great tunes and a live drawing display that, when combined, will dazzle and amaze! Bring all yer friends! Also, it's best to buy your tickets in advance. You can purchase them here. If you want to make reservations for a table, call 212-539-8778.

Mr. Nobody says: End the weekend right... On Monday night. I'm going to stick in a bunch of info about Greg below, but basically, Greg is hilarious. Also he is tender as a lamb. Two qualities you don't find in the same gay dude often. Honestly, if you haven't seen him, you won't get a bunch of other chances to check the dude out FREE. It'll probably be like $100 bucks or something, because he's so funny and tender. Somebody'll be spinning some wax, and somebody will probably be throwing some dice. Gonna be a throwdown with big Ian at the bar slinging drinks as well as peaceful wisdom. And I'll be there. Mr. Nobody. Greg Walloch has appeared on everything from The Howard Stern Show to Kurt Andersen's Studio 360 on Public Radio International. His live solo shows have toured in Moscow, Toronto, Vancouver, London, Ireland, Germany, Australia, Poland, Scotland, Tel Aviv, and across the United States. He recently opened for '60's icon Janis Ian at the Ever Widening Circle gala in Oakland, CA.

In January of this year, The Cutting Room, famed live music venue loved by celebrities and music aficionados alike, had to close at its Flatiron location. But after returning on the Comix stage, The Cutting Room is back for another show! The Cutting Room was the spot for eclectic live music for over ten years, hosting acts as diverse as Kid Rock, Sting, Sheryl Crow, Joan Rivers, and Gwyneth Paltrow. Come see what all the fuss was about when The Cutting Room reopens its doors at Comix, bringing some of NYC’s top acts to the stage. Let the laughter and fun times begin with JELVIS: THE JEWISH ELVIS, GREG WALLOCH, MAGIC BRIAN, HARRIET HALLOWAY, and CARLA RHODES & THE EXTRAVAGANZAS! $10 advance, $15 day of show

HIJINX w/The YES Men

The Delancey Thursday, October 8, 2009 at 9:00pm 168 Delancey St. (btwn Clinton & Attorney) New York, NY

Penny Arcade & Justin Bond Host this 3-story Explosion of Performance, Music & Insurrection to Celebrate the Release of "The YES Men Fix the World." The audience from the 8p showing at Film Forum will join EVB / FAG CITY denizens and DJ NICK HALLETT spins upstairs while PENNY ARCADE & JUSTIN BOND get the show started in the basement featuring a special appearance by JOHN CAMERON MITCHELL. Over the course of 2 performance sets you'll be treated to performances by: THE GAY AGENDA, BILLY EICHNER, YVONNE GOUGELET, JEFF HNILICKA, ERIN MARKEY, GLENN MARLA, GIO BLACK PETER (and the world premiere of his new video with SLAVA MOGUTIN!), ULTIMATE PARTY 4 and GREG WALLOCH Dancing into the night with DJ DESIGNER IMPOSTOR! Performance Installation from ZHENESSE and visual art by JESSICA ROSEN round out this fult-tilt evening of thrilling HIJINX! A portion of proceeds from this event benefit NOT AN ALTERNATIVE Admission is $10 or $5 if you RSVP to HIJINX@scenedowntown.com

Nonsense NYC 10th Anniversary Show

3rd Ward October 10, 7 p on, $10 195 Morgan Ave Brooklyn, NY

Nonsense NYC 10th Anniversary Show
October 10, 7 p on, $10
Advanced Tickets Highly Encouraged. *Door tickets not available until 1 a the night of the show*

A one-night physical manifestation of the Nonsense NYC email list, celebrating 10 years of weird art and culture coverage in New York City. Featuring artwork by 75 artists and collectives, an all-night dance party, and performances every five minutes. With eight installation theater spaces and a spectacular spectacle on a brand new floor at one of the best venues in Brooklyn, 3rd Ward.

Artists, collectives, and makers look into the future with a salon-style gallery show on the main floor. The enemy of anyone celebrating 10 years in New York is nostalgia. To fight it, we decided to ask what people want to see in the next 10 years. The response is overwhelming: 75 visions of what culture could be like in the next decade. From Rubulad’s line-up to swim races in the Gowanus Canal, from the Danger’s antics to the Bruce High Quality Foundation’s gender benders, you’ll see it here first.

A partial list of artists and performers: Hungry March Band, Flux Factory, Tom Beale, Winkel and Baltick, House of Yes, Mark Read, Hi Christina, Gemini and Scorpio, ABC No Rio, Cinders, Joe Tuba, Galapagos Art Space, Madagascar Institute, Union Docs, the Change You Want to See Gallery, Glowlab, Jason Sinopoli, Matt Wasowski, Tom Richford, Shel Kimen, Mia Ihara, We'll Never Have Paris, Black Label Bike Club, In Our Hearts, VAST, Newmindspace, Paula Segal-Dylan Gauthier, Shanimal, Kayrock Screenprinting, Mean Red, Improv Everywhere, Secret Project Robot, the Poetry Brothel, Michele Carlo, Reverend Billy, Matt Levy, Ayen Tran, Paige's House of Collection, Dorkbot, Rude Mechanical Orchestra, Anney Fresh, Keith Ozar, Nerd Nite, Dark Passage, Jollyship Whiz Bang, Sleep When Dead, Glasslands, Small Print Fare, Figment, Paul Lukas, Takedown, Figment, Touching You, Ari Boles, Dizzy Izzy and the Rockets of Desire, Zemi 17, Marygoround, Bushwick Book Club, Nicole Whelan, Jean Loscalzo, Audrey Crabtree, Zero Boy, Metro Metro, Porter Fox, Normandy Raven Sherwood, Grub, Nate Hill, Sxip Shirey, Erin K. Orr, Paul Burn, Robin Frohardt, Robyn Hasty, Ryan O'Connor, Erin O'Donnell, Dances of Vice, Veronica Dougherty, Aliens,  Jessica Delfino, Starshine Burlesque, Porno Jim, and Cinema 16 and Greg Walloch.

This is a special night. Dress like it

Speakeasy

The Belleville Lounge- July 30, 2009 7:30pm - 9:30pm 332 5th Street at 5th Avet Brooklyn, NY

Thursday July 30, 7:30pm
SHERRY WEAVER Speakeasy: Stories from the Back Room
The Belleville Lounge
332 5th Street at 5th Ave
R F train to 9th St
Park Slope Brooklyn
718-832-9777
$8 plus $7 minimum
free admission to the unemployed but you still have to drink!
Regular folks telling true stories! Featuring Dan Allen, Greg Walloch, Juliet Wayne, Brian Longwell & John Grady.
www.speakeasystories.com or 718-783-1197

Homo Comicus

Gotham Comedy Club- August 5th, 2009 8:30pm - 10:00pm 208 West 23rd Street New York, NY

Risk	Arlene Grocery - August 13th, 2009 7:00pm t0 8:30pm 95 Stanton Street New York, NY

August 13th, 7pm
Kevin Allison presents RISK: Why Did I Do That? Baffling or Unexpected Behavior
Arlene Grocery
95 Stanton St
New York, NY
Featuring: Ophira Eisenberg, Kurt Braunholer, Andrea Rosen, and Greg Walloch

Now you can subscribe to the Risk Podcast featuring stories by Greg Walloch.

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